![]() Trust me, they did Depp a major solid by trying to bury this turd as deeply as possible. The film has only ever seen the light of day in ex-US territories, mostly Asia, where it was immediately bootlegged. ![]() If The Brave had an odor, it would be lethal and take a hazmat suit with a gas mask to deal with. The Brave is an appalling and horrendous piece of shit that apparently left audiences at the Cannes FIlm Festival slack-jawed and saw Depp’s “people” swoop in to make sure that it wasn’t about to ruin their cash cow’s reputation. ![]() I mean like as in one of the very fuckin’ worst movies ever made, okay? How else to explain why a feature directed by one of the then most bankable movie stars in Hollywood, and that features a soundtrack by Iggy Pop and one of the final film roles of Marlon Brando, has never been released in the United States, either theatrically, on cable TV or even on DVD? Yes, it’s that bad. There is a very good reason why you’ve probably never seen-or even heard of-a 1997 film titled The Brave that was both directed by, and starred, Johnny Depp: It’s one of the worst films ever made.
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